ugh thirsty hoes won’t leave me alone :/
"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
mornings are gross and i want no part in them
Everything you love is here
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
Don’t complain when my showers not 5 minutes long
"jessica lange is leaving american horror story"
"but she isn’t leaving until after season 4"
"but she won’t have a lead role in season 4"